Humorous Birthday

Item #: DWW671Manufacturer: Dandelion StationeryFront: You have now reached the age where you will spend 50% of your day wondering if it is too late for coffee... and 50% deliberating if it's too early for alcohol. Inside: Left blank for a personal message. Size: 4-1/4 in. x 6 in. Embellished with iridescent flitter. Printed on FSC certified board. Each card is individually cello wrapped and includes a kraft envelope made from recycled paper. ...

Item #: DWW200Manufacturer: Dandelion StationeryFront: Adventure before dementia. Happy Birthday.Inside: Left blank for a personal message.Size: 4-1/4 in. x 6 in.

Item #: SN003Manufacturer: The Art FileFront: Alexa, How old am I? Inside: Left blank for a personal message. Size: 6" x 4-1/4" Accented with embossed type. Printed on FSC mix board. Individually cello wrapped with a printed envelope.

Item #: TNQ021Manufacturer: Tracks Publishing, Ltd.Front: No TextInside: To heck with ice cream and cake! Happy Birthday!Size: 4-3/4 in. x 6-3/4 in.

Item #: SASNQ07 Manufacturer: The Art File Front: I'm sorry coronavirus ruined your birthday. (Stupid Pandemic) Inside: Left blank for a personal message. Size: 5? x 7? Includes a white envelope.

Item #: TNQ068Manufacturer: Tracks Publishing, Ltd.Front: No TextInside: Today, you are the top dog! Happy Birthday.Size: 4-3/4 in. x 6-3/4 in.

Item #: GNQ006Manufacturer: Tracks Publishing, Ltd.Front: Have an EGGCELLENT Birthday. Inside: and an egg-tastic day! Size: 4-3/4 in. x 6-3/4 in. Fun, vibrant design. Hand-applied wiggle eyes brings the characters to life and and adds a light-hearted element to these humorous cards. Printed on FSC certified board. Each card is individually cello wrapped and includes a white envelope. Not suitable for young children due to small parts. Distributed exclusively in the USA by Notes & Queries. ...

Item #: SASNQ09 Manufacturer: The Art File Front: Only the finest alcohol for your birthday. Inside: Left blank for a personal message. Size: 5? x 7? Includes a white envelope.

Item #: GNQ008Manufacturer: Tracks Publishing, Ltd.Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: Chow down! It's your day. Size: 4-3/4 in. x 6-3/4 in. Fun, vibrant design. Hand-applied wiggle eyes brings the characters to life and adds a light-hearted element to these humorous cards. Printed on FSC certified board. Each card is individually cello wrapped and includes a white envelope. Not suitable for young children due to small parts. Distributed exclusively in the USA by Notes & Queries. ...

Item #: DWW810Manufacturer: Dandelion StationeryFront: Welcome to old age. You now have upstairs and downstairs ibuprofen. Inside: Left blank for a personal message.Size: 4 in. x 6 in.Individually cello wrapped with a Kraft envelope.

Item #: FNQ008Manufacturer: Tracks Publishing, Ltd.Front: Have a monster birthday. Inside: With lots of fun! Size: 4-3/4 in. x 6-3/4 in. Fun, vibrant design. Hand-applied wiggle eyes and strategically placed fluff brings the character to life and adds a light-hearted element to this humorous card. Printed on FSC certified board. Each card is individually cello wrapped and includes a neon yellow envelope. Not suitable for young children due to small parts or sharm points which may constitute a...

Item #: TNQ056Manufacturer: Tracks Publishing, Ltd.Front: Happy BirthdayInside: You are an original!Size: 4-3/4 in. x 6-3/4 in.