Redback Cards

Item #: CLOUD05Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: Today's Forecast: 99% chance of wine.Inside: Left blank for a personal messageSize: 5 in. x 7 in.

Item #: CLOUD20Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: I'm not making anymore age-related jokes. You've reached the age where it's genuinely not funny anymore.Inside: Left blank for a personal messageSize: 5 in. x 7 in.

Item #: CLOUD17Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: In alcohol's defense, I've dome some pretty stupid stuff while completely sober.Inside: Left blank for a personal messageSize: 5 in. x 7 in.

Item #: CLOUD04Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: Happy Birthday. Let the festivities be gin!Inside: Left blank for a personal messageSize: 5 in. x 7 in.

Item #: CLOUD27Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: You'll always be my best friend? you know too much.Inside: Left blank for a personal messageSize: 5 in. x 7 in.

Item #: GOOD039Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: I blame the parents.Inside: It's their fault after all. Happy Birthday!Size: 5 in. x 6-3/4 in.

Item #: CLOUD18Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: You, my friend are awesome by association.Inside: Left blank for a personal messageSize: 5 in. x 7 in.

Item #: CLOUD10Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says? WTF.Inside: Left blank for a personal messageSize: 5 in. x 7 in.

Item #: CLOUD61Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: A banana has 108 calories. A gin & tonic has 91 calories. Enough said. Inside: Left blank for a personal message. Size: 5 in. x 7 in.Silver foil stamped text on a bright yellow background. Each card is individually cello wrapped and includes a crisp white envelope.

Item #: CLOUD30Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: Cool dads have cool kids. Inside: Left blank for a personal message Size: 5 in. x 7 in.Silver foil stamped text on a turquoise background. Each card is individually cello wrapped and includes a crisp white envelope.

Item #: CLOUD50Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: Dad, you're one of my favorite parents. Inside: Left blank for a personal message Size: 5 in. x 7 in.Gold foil stamped text on blue background. Each card is individually cello wrapped and includes a crisp white envelope.

Item #: CLOUD21Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: Day 1 of diet. Removed all unhealthy food from the house. It was delicious!Inside: Left blank for a personal messageSize: 5 in. x 7 in.

Item #: CLOUD66Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive or impossible. Inside: Left blank for a personal message. Size: 5 in. x 7 in.Silver foil stamped text on a seafoam green background. Each card is individually cello wrapped and includes a crisp white envelope.

Item #: CLOUD13Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: Happy Birthday. You don't look a day over fabulous!Inside: Left blank for a personal messageSize: 5 in. x 7 in.

Item #: CLOUD15Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: 7 billion people on the planet and you're my favorite.Inside: Left blank for a personal messageSize: 5 in. x 7 in.

Item #: CLOUD48Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: The most expensive part of having kids is the wine. Inside: Left blank for a personal message. Size: 5 in. x 7 in.Gold foil stamped text on a bright red background. Each card is individually cello wrapped and includes a crisp white envelope.

Item #: GOOD010Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: Dad, I'm Pregnant. Shit, wait. Wrong card. Sorry about that. Happy Birthday.Inside: If I hear that Mom's found our about this, you're dead.Size: 5 in. x 6-3/4 in.

Item #: GOOD054Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: "This inspirational quote will make you feel better about your current situation." -AnonInside: Failing that, this motivational message should do the trick.Size: 5 in. x 6-3/4 in.

Item #: GOOD030Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: This is going to look crap next to your other birthday cards. Sorry.Inside: I'll bet the others had better messages inside too?Size: 5 in. x 6-3/4 in.

Item #: CLOUD51Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: It's hard to find a partner who's funny, sexy & smart. You're one lucky lady! Inside: Left blank for a personal message Size: 5 in. x 7 in.Silver foil stamped text on a hot pink background. Each card is individually cello wrapped and includes a crisp white envelope.

Item #: CLOUD28Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: I'm never wrong. I thought I was once, turns out I was mistaken. Inside: Left blank for a personal message. Size: 5 in. x 7 in.Gold foil stamped text on a turquoise background. Each card is individually cello wrapped and includes a crisp white envelope.

Item #: CLOUD23Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: Didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row!Inside: Left blank for a personal messageSize: 5 in. x 7 in.

Item #: CLOUD26Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: I've put a lot of thought into it and I just don't think growing up is gonna work for me.Inside: Left blank for a personal messageSize: 5 in. x 7 in.

Item #: CLOUD06Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: To be old & wise first you must be young & stupid.Inside: Left blank for a personal messageSize: 5 in. x 7 in.

Item #: CLOUD09Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: Old is the new young.Inside: Left blank for a personal messageSize: 5 in. x 7 in.

Item #: CLOUD072Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: All I want for Christmas is you. Only joking. I want presents. Lots of presents! Inside: Left blank for a personal messageSize: 4-3/4" x 6-3/4"Brilliant gold foil text against a bright red bacground. Each card is individually cello wrapped and includes a white envelope. NOTE: Christmas product will not ship until August 6, 2018.

Item #: CLOUD19Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: Roses are red. Wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine. Inside: Left blank for a personal message. Size: 5 in. x 7 in.Silver foil stamped text on a bright red background. Each card is individually cello wrapped and includes a crisp white envelope.

Item #: CLOUD068Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: Christmas Forecast: 99% Chance of Socks. Inside: Left blank for a personal messageSize: 4-3/4" x 6-3/4"Brilliant gold foil text against a bright red background. Each card is individually cello wrapped and includes a white envelope. NOTE: Christmas product will not ship until August 6, 2018.

Item #: CLOUD01Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.Inside: Left blank for a personal messageSize: 5 in. x 7 in.

Item #: GOOD001Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: Horrendously Uninspired All Purpose Greeting Card.Inside: Check as appropriate: Get Well Soon, Happy Anniversary, Congratuations, Happy Birthday, Thank You, Miss You, I'm Sorry.Size: 5 in. x 6-3/4 in.

Item #: CLOUD25Manufacturer: Redback CardsFront: Another year has passed and I'm still younger than you. Happy Birthday!Inside: Left blank for a personal messageSize: 5 in. x 7 in.